Apparel
Premium Kill Tony apparel — tees, hoodies, sweatshirts & more
Accessories
Complete your Kill Tony collection
Phone Cases
$19.00 - $24.00
16 designs available
Posters & Wall Art
$17.00
27 designs available
Hats & Caps
$29.00 - $35.00
17 designs available
Mugs & Drinkware
$17.00
16 designs available
Stickers
$6.00 - $7.00
49 designs available
Bags & Totes
$19.00 - $22.00
9 designs available
Magnets
$6.00 - $7.00
3 designs available
Accessories
$8.00 - $35.00
16 designs available
Why Kill Tony Merch?
Gear that keeps the laughs coming
Premium Quality
Soft fabrics and sharp prints that survive the roast session and the wash cycle.
Fan-Favorite Designs
Inspired by the show's wildest moments and characters you can't get enough of.
Built by the Community
This merch is for the regulars, the bucket pulls, and everyone who lives for the chaos.
Ethically Produced
Printed on demand with eco-friendly inks and shipped with care. No sweatshops, just sweat laughs.
What Fans Are Saying
Real reviews from the regulars
“The 'Bucket Pull' tee is my go-to for open mics. It's a conversation starter and the print hasn't cracked after a dozen washes.”
“Bought the 'Redban's Revenge' hoodie as a joke, but it's legit the coziest thing I own. Now I wear it to every live show.”
“Shipping was fast and the design is spot-on. Feels like wearing a backstage pass to the show.”
Our Promise to You
Fast & Reliable Shipping
Orders ship within 2-3 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-10 days in the US.
30-Day Happiness Guarantee
Not thrilled? Return any item within 30 days for a full refund. No questions asked.
Secure Checkout
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Dedicated Support
Have a question? Visit our Contact Us page and we'll get back to you within 24 hours.